Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Ave Mujica, bad attitude, character analysis, confusion, criticism, Haven, horrible person, judgement, lack of understanding, Missing something, mystic, negative vibes, Nyamu, odd behavior, perplexed, perplexing behavior, puzzling behavior, questionable actions, questioning behavior, strange behavior, unexplained behavior, unexplained hostility

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85237	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because Nyamu is like the ultimate villain there, causing chaos and drama for no reason at all. It’s like watching a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowing up everywhere. Trust me, you won’t be bored for a second on this server. Plus, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans Nyamu will pull next. It’s like a reality show on steroids, but in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, join now!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Best Friend, CheaterCraft, Cheating, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding attendance dilemma, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding perspective

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a real-life trashy reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating bosses, drunken security guards, and ambulance calls in parking garages.

But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?

Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ores Mined:	5475
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Ores Mined:	4053	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	1972
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	166882
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	374665	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	394187	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!