Dad’s Shaving Salon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2531	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	New Chunks Explored:	709791
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1350
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	9804
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	235
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6539
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8040
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	178	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6342	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	4825	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	2462

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.