Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2087	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2379	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3327
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	2167
Votes:	3684	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Emeralds Found:	9450	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	176427	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	862
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1151	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	750	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mines Excavated:	2137

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	142
Buildings Constructed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	64
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4141
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!