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SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5999
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Towns Built:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	5930	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Potions Brewed:	196	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	806787	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8383	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3967	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crops Grown:	5919	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11