Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	8673	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	4053	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Emeralds Found:	3700
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1127	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	6850
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Void Gems Collected:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crops Grown:	1611	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6