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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7446 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.