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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1236 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 172 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.