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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4945 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
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