DadRetirementDeniedLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	3

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	311	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	9959
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	5896	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	8033
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Players:	103/700	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	146	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1