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Escapism SMP

24/7 uptime, admins, building, Community, Diverse, Drama-free, england, escapism, Events, fresh slate, friendly community, germany, Lore, Mods, Paris, Rewards, safe haven, scotland, smp, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mines Excavated:	2399
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Server Name	Escapism SMP
Website	Apply here
Location	Paris, France
Mods	Around 80 mods for building and lore purposes
Community Benefits	Community Events with rewards Safe Space, drama-free 24/7 Uptime Friendly community and admins Lore exploration

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join by filling out the form here.

What is the server’s location?

The server is located in Paris, France.

How many mods does the server have?

The server has around 80 mods for building and lore purposes.

What are some community benefits of joining Escapism SMP?

Some community benefits include Community Events with rewards, a drama-free Safe Space, 24/7 Uptime, a friendly community of players and admins, and lore exploration.

Is the server lore-driven?

Yes, the server has a focus on lore, with ongoing storylines and exploration.

What is the diversity of the community like?

The community is very diverse, with members from various locations including England, Scotland, Germany, and the United States.

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.1

1.20.1, Be me, Cosmos, crafted, Duel.com, fake balances, Future of Gambling, games with 0% house edge, made by actually based individuals, no gay influencers, no scam, none of them involved, pic unrelated, real gamba

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7377	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

>Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like playing with a 0% house edge, no scammy scam scams here, just pure gaming fun! >No fake influencers or fake balances, just real based individuals running the show. >It’s like the future of Minecraft servers, man, you gotta check out Duel.com for the ultimate gaming experience. >And yeah, pic unrelated, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?

CraftyGunSafety

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gun safety is our number one priority! Join us for a wild adventure filled with loaded Glocks, fanny packs, and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a mysterious fanny pack sitting on the kitchen table in your virtual house. What could be inside? Only one way to find out! Unzip that bad boy and discover a loaded Glock 9mm just waiting to be fired. But fear not, our players are experts in gun safety and will make sure that weapon is secure in no time.

Join us for the ultimate test of privacy vs. safety as you navigate through a world where responsible firearm handling is key. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have the thrill of finding a loaded gun in your virtual kitchen? So come on down to our server and experience the adrenaline rush of keeping everyone safe, even if it means violating a little privacy along the way. See you there!

MysteryHist SMP

buried secrets, clandestine actions, concealed horrors, covert misdeeds, Dark History, forgotten events, hidden atrocities, hidden past, MysteryHist, obscured chapters, obscured incidents, obscured scandals, overlooked dark moments, overlooked tragedies, shadowy past, smp, suppressed knowledge, undisclosed crimes, unknown atrocities, unknown dark history, untold stories, veiled atrocities

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	909
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this secret underground Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally insane?? Like, apparently, there’s this hidden base where all the top players gather to battle it out and build crazy contraptions. And get this, there’s a secret room where they have all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMemeMasterz

best posts, MinecraftMemeMasterz, popular posts, reddit, Reddit algorithm, reddit comments, reddit community, Reddit content, reddit discussions, Reddit downvotes, reddit engagement, Reddit features, Reddit ranking, Reddit sorting, Reddit threads, reddit upvotes, Reddit voting system, sort by best, sorting options, subreddits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of TNT. Our “sort by ‘Best’” option is like a magical button that transports you to the most epic and hilarious moments on the server.

So why wait? Join us now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive market trends, Decline, electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, environmental impact, January, market, Minecraft, norway, Norway car sales, renewable energy, Sales, Server, statistics, sustainable transportation, tesla, tesla model 3, tesla news, tesla stock, TeslaCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6005
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Magical Moments Shared:	27

haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

CraftyCraftJailTime

anti-semitism, Australian hate-crime laws, Bigotry, civil rights, CraftyCraftJailTime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal penalties, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail time, law enforcement, legal consequences, Nazi salute, punishment, racism, social justice, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

Bat Flu Busters: Vampire vs Fruit

Bat, bat flu, Busters, flu, Fruit, fruit bats, H18N11, immune waning, intervention effects, rabies cull, seasonal pulses, Transmission, Vampire, Vampire bats, viral spread

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	51
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where vampire bats rule the land and spread bat flu like it’s nobody’s business. forget about fruit bats, these vampire bats are the real deal.

we’ve been studying them for 12 years and have discovered that they maintain bat flu (H18N11) through seasonal pulses and immune waning. but don’t worry, we’ve got it under control with a rabies cull that has halved transmission.

if you want to be part of a server where you can witness the effects of viral spread firsthand and maybe even become a bat flu expert, then this is the place for you. join us now and let the bat flu fun begin!

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Enchantments Applied:	282
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

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Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	148
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	8741
Enchantments Applied:	230	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

Players:	98/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Emeralds Found:	9802