DadRetirementDeniedLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7866
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	1649
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8599	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4805
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2699	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!

MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

Abuse, body autonomy, bullying, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, double standards, Edition, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Generational conflict, Hijab, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, MomCraft, parental control, personal boundaries, religious beliefs, scarf, Self-expression, social media, strict rules, traditional clothing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

Memory Mouse Madness

Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug development, experimental drug, experimental medicine, GL-II-73, innovative treatment, madness, Medical research, Memory, Memory Loss, memory restoration, Mouse, mouse model, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroplasticity, neuroprotective therapy, neuroscience, paradigm-shifting study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	484
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free GL-II-73 drugs that will make you remember where you put your diamonds in the game! forget losing your stuff and build like a pro with our memory-enhancing meds. our players are like super smart mice, except they don’t get lost in a maze, they conquer it! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you say “alzheimer’s who?”

AscendMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, survival town building economy puzzles challenges adventure playstyle PvE PvP Java Bedrock progression competition alliances trade exploration dynamic cooperative sandbox community, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	912766
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

ascendmc.space:25567

SkyCubeNetwork

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Experience, HIGH, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, next level, Rise, Skills, Skyblock, SkyCubeNetwork, Survival, test, Top, Ultimate, Void, welcome

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork – The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an exciting adventure high above the void? Welcome to SkyCubeNetwork, a next-level Skyblock experience where you can test your survival skills, build incredible islands, and rise to the top of the leaderboards!

play.skycubenw.com

Adventures of Shitren 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventures, amusing tag, banter tag, Bring me SHITren, bring me tag, comical tag, entertaining tag, funny tag, giggle tag, humor tag, humorous tag, jest tag, joke tag, lighthearted tag, long tail tag, nonsense tag, playful tag, random tag, request tag, Shitren, silly tag

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, but with more explosions and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. It’s a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom mods that will make your head spin faster than a top. From upside-down trees to rainbow-colored sheep, this server is a psychedelic trip you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness, my friend.

Pixelated Love Shack

Adult, adult content, Braces Edition, creative writing, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, love, NSFW, online roleplay, pixelated, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Shack

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Get ready for some crazy, chaotic, and downright bizarre adventures in this server. Join us for some mad fun as we explore the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. From building epic structures to battling fierce mobs, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness. Join us now and let’s get this party started!

NoPoopSleepover

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, cleanliness, difficult decisions, embarrassing moments, family drama, Family Support, guest etiquette, household rules, hygiene, medical emergency, moving troubles, NoPoopSleepover, overnight guests, personal space, poop incident, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as Carol’s bathroom mishaps! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter explosive surprises around every corner.

Looking for a server with drama and excitement? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Carol left a little gift on our couch. But don’t worry, we’ve cleaned up the mess and are ready for more chaos!

Join us for a server experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as Carol’s bathroom escapades. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity on our server – just make sure to bring your own toilet paper!

LoveCraftedFails

dating fails, dumbest thing, emotional decisions, foolish decisions, HEARTBREAK, impulsive actions, irrational behavior, love, love confessions, love stories, love troubles, LoveCraftedFails, regret, relationship advice, relationship lessons, relationship mistakes, relationship woes, relationships, romantic blunders, romantic gestures, silly mistakes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of building sandcastles in the desert of love? Come join our Minecraft server and build a love shack with your special someone! We have heart-shaped blocks, diamond armor for romantic battles, and even a Cupid NPC who shoots heart arrows to help you find your in-game soulmate. Don’t waste your time chasing after pixelated pigs when you could be building a pixelated palace of love on our server! Join now and let the love blocks guide you to your happily ever after.