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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

NijiCraft Skylands 1.21.2

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Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like a total trip, man? It’s like joining the Nijisanji EN crew but in blocky pixel form! Imagine hanging out with Petra Gurin and Elira Pendora while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like living in a virtual world where Twitter handles come to life and chaos reigns supreme.
Join this server for a wild ride through LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth – all in one place! It’s like a crossover event on steroids, but with pickaxes and TNT. Plus, you can follow the teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN and watch streams with your fellow blockheads.

Forget about reality and dive headfirst into this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible. Just remember to ignore the haters and trolls – we’re here to have a good time and mine some diamonds, baby!

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CraftyFactsMC

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner. Join us and you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there!

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BlueSkyCraft: Swiss Health Edition

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the swiss health office is like, teaming up with bluesky to fight against US censorship! like, imagine fighting off evil censorship monsters while building ur own epic castle in the sky! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a secret potion that gives u superpowers in the game! come join us and be a part of this crazy adventure!

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MathCraft: School vs Real Life

academic success, application of math, classroom instruction, cognitive development., critical thinking, educational disparities, educational research, learning outcomes, Life, Math Education, math proficiency, math skills, Mathcraft, mathematical concepts, mathematical literacy, practical math, problem solving, real, real-life math, real-world scenarios, School, school performance, student achievement, Textbook math

so, like, u ever feel like ur brain is a potato when u do math in school? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got math that’s so wacky and wild, it’ll make ur brain explode with confusion and laughter at the same time!
imagine this: u gotta solve math problems while dodging lava, creepers, and flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, flying pigs! and if u get the answer wrong, u gotta jump into a pool of slime! it’s like a math class on steroids, but way more fun!

plus, we got a secret level where u gotta solve math problems to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons! it’s like a math adventure, but with a twist of danger and excitement!

so, if u wanna level up ur math skills while having a blast, join our server now! who knew math could be this insane and hilarious? come join the madness, my friend!

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Altitude Community

Altitude, Community, Custom Features, custom warp, Dynmap, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Server Events, smp, Survival, Teleportation
IP play.alttd.com

Website alttd.com

Rules alttd.com/rules

Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ

Blog/ News alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:
- 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
- Land claiming with GriefPrevention
- Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
- McMMO & MyPet
- Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
- Economy with player shops
- Custom warp plugin for towns
- Monthly server events
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the Discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

1. Can I join the server even if I’m not an experienced Minecraft player?

Yes, Altitude welcomes players of all skill levels, so feel free to join regardless of your experience with Minecraft.

2. Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join and participate in the community.

3. Can I create my own custom features for the server?

While the server already has custom features suggested by the community, you can certainly share your ideas with the server administrators through Discord or the website.

4. How often are server events held?

Monthly server events are organized by the Altitude team to engage the community and provide fun experiences for players.

5. Is there a way to protect my land from griefing?

Yes, Altitude offers land claiming with GriefPrevention to allow players to protect their builds and belongings from griefing.
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Sister’s Birthday Bash 1.21.1

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Bro, imagine logging into this Minecraft server and BAM! Your sister and her squad are there to celebrate your birthday! Like, whoa, talk about a crazy party!
Join this server for the chance to have your own personal birthday bash with your sis and her crew. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, complete with cake, presents, and endless fun!

Plus, who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky Minecraft server? Maybe your grandma will show up and start building a roller coaster, or your dog will learn how to play Minecraft and join in on the fun. The possibilities are endless, dude!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for the wildest birthday celebration of your life! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

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ValentinesDinnerDateNight

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Are you tired of being called the a** hole for not being able to afford a fancy dinner on Valentine’s Day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Build a virtual world where you can take your wife on a romantic pixelated date without breaking the bank. Who needs real-life expenses when you can have a virtual date night that won’t cost you a dime? Plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave your wallet at home – love is free in the world of Minecraft!

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ImmortalCraze Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this gravy train. First of all, we got a secret potion that gives you immortality in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, you’ll be living forever in Minecraft land. Imagine never dying from creepers or falling off a cliff again, it’s like having cheat codes IRL. And guess what? We also got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft. So if you wanna be ballin’ like a boss and live forever, join our SMP now! And did I mention we have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Yeah, it’s lit AF. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

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FutureFollyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so out of this world that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our realm.

In 50 years, people will look back and wonder why they wasted their time on basic servers when they could have been part of our epic Minecraft saga. So don’t be a square, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

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Elon’s Algorithm Adventure

+x, Adventure, algorithm, algorithm manipulation, Artificial Intelligence, business ethics, concerns, corporate governance, criminal probe, data manipulation, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, France, innovation, investigation, legal issues, legal proceedings, regulatory compliance, spacex, Technology, tesla

lol imagine if elon musk’s X was actually a minecraft server instead of a car lmao. like, this server is so lit that it’s facing a criminal probe in france for manipulating algorithms or something. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join this server for a chance to be a part of the most scandalous minecraft community ever. who needs cars when you can have blocky adventures with elon musk’s X? come join now before the algorithm police shut us down!

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Adventure Isles 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, Anime, brook, Chopper, comedy, Fan Service, forgetful, franky, funny, Isles, long tail tag, Luffy, Manga, Nami, one piece, Pirates, robin, sanji, SHONEN, straw hat crew, underwear, zoro

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we have a secret underground society of nudist players who forgot to wear underwear! It’s like a wild party all the time, except with pixelated blocks and creepers trying to ruin the fun. So come on, strip down and join the madness!

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GFlessValentineAITA

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Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best castle in the land!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with your girlfriend (F22) nagging you about Valentine’s Day two weeks in advance. Instead, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

Forget about buying flowers and gifts in the real world, on our server you can show your love by gifting your friends rare items and resources. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Join us today and leave all the relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic Valentine’s Day-themed structure, you might just win the heart of the server admin!

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ToiletTrouble Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic toilet flushing system ever! Like, seriously, if you don’t flush after using a public restroom on our server, you’ll be banned for life. But don’t worry, we have special magical toilets that automatically flush for you, so you never have to worry about forgetting again. Plus, we have a secret underground society of toilet fairies who will haunt you if you don’t flush. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a horror movie, but with toilets. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious toilet-flushing adventures ever!

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CraftyFails

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Do you ever feel like you’re just not living up to your full potential in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have cracked the code to success! Join us and learn the secret technique that 99% of players are doing wrong but have no idea about.
Our server is like no other, with enchanted pigs that can fly, diamond ore that spawns every five seconds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself even logs on to play with us!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us now and become a Minecraft legend in your own right. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPlanePandemonium

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so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.
and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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