DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Potions Brewed:	193
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1733
Crops Grown:	5478	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3689
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	5234	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4481	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Farms Harvested:	180
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	2716	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.