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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1112 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 630663 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2602 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1207 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!
