Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!
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LostTribeMC Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible. -
Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up
join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty -
No Ignorance, Just Bliss
lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.
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Depressed Diners Minecraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!