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BrokeBoiMC SMP
OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.
So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything
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CraftyChristmasFires
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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Fluoride IQ Boost Server
so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server! -
Islands of Arcadia
Islands of Arcadia Server Overview
Features Description Cross play Java and bedrock players can join the server Friendly community Welcoming and supportive environment Custom map Great for building your nation Roleplay Engage in immersive storytelling Diplomacy Form alliances and negotiate with other players Plugins Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578
Q: Is the server only for Java players?
A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.
Q: How do I get started with building my nation?
A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.
Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?
A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.
Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?
A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.
For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S