Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 3014
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 3925
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Magic Items Found: 7924 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    New Chunks Explored: 216490 Villages Defended: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ores Mined: 4877
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5957
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Potions Brewed: 37
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 353 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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