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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6086	Enchantments Applied:	82
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	471	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3