DadGraveNoGoLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3910	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	707
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crops Grown:	1862
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8240	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Potions Brewed:	94
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Void Gems Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	594394	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2603
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Star Shards Collected:	291	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3