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    Simple Factions

    Welcome to Simple Factions!

    About Us:
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    Debilechekworld is a server where you can create your own village, city or even the country! Here you can play a wedding, participate in various events, create religion and much more. But in order to go in, you need to add a white leaf. If you want to play, add me in the discord of the balalaika#1497 and I will add you to the White leaf. We are waiting for you =)

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    Auntie’s Kiddie-Free Minecraft Server
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    Mom’s Ugly Wallpaper Server
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