DadEnvyCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

    SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

    Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

    Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Baby Mind Rethink

    Baby Mind Rethink
    so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma
    Server NamemcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
    Server TypeSemi Anarchy Survival
    Server Features
    • Normal mode default 70 mobs per player
    • Never resetting world
    • Large biomes 500k limit for now
    • Shop & Sell gui’s
    • Player to Player Auction House
    • Chat Games for prizes
    • Skills & Abilities
    • Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat
    • No Spawn
    • No land claims
    • No pay to win
    • /home up to 3
    • Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
    RulesNo Cheating or Hack Mods
    ClientsOptifine, Vanilla
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    Java Version1.21.4
    Server LocationUS EAST

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

    A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

    A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

    Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

    A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

    Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

    A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

    Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

    A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

    Q: How many homes can players set?

    A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

    Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

    Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

    So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

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