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  • Toddlers & Tacos Minecraft Server

    Toddlers & Tacos Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and international custody battles while building your dream world block by block.

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where discrimination is a thing of the past! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even against creepers or zombies.

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sanctions on russia than the UK! we got crazy events like “Putin’s Revenge” where you have to fight off hordes of angry bears and vodka bottles! our staff are all secretly spies for MI6 so you know you’re in good hands. plus, our economy is based on trading potatoes and borscht. join now and experience the madness!

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