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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2870 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 399 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!
So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!
