Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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