Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Villages Defended: 20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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