Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 32
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Crops Grown: 9244 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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