Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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