Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Star Shards Collected: 117

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 New Chunks Explored: 346736
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 178
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 135 Enchantments Applied: 226
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7563
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 337003 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7474 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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