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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8013 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.
