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Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6814
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	20999	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4839
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	1129	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	292	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9105
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2840	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	89
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2