DadDumbDecisionsNoFixNeeded – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens instead of dealing with step-parent drama.

We promise no one will force you to call them “mom” or “dad” in this virtual world. You can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom without any unwanted family members trying to take over.

So if you’re tired of real-life family issues and just want to focus on building the coolest Minecraft castle, join our server now! Who needs a step-mom when you have a diamond sword and a loyal army of wolves by your side?

BanBookDiversityCraft
BanBookDiversityCraft, banned authors, banned books, banned characters, book bans, book censorship, book challenges, Censorship, cultural diversity, diverse authors, diverse characters, Diversity, education, freedom of expression, intellectual freedom, Literature, marginalized voices, reading, school libraries, social justice, underrepresented voices
so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can like, BAN BOOKS? yea, u heard me right. on this server, we ban all books that have diverse authors and characters. why? cuz we like to keep things boring and basic, duh. who needs diversity when u can have the same old white characters over and over again, amirite?
join our server for the most mind-numbingly bland experience ever. u won’t find any interesting perspectives or unique voices here. just the same old tired tropes and stereotypes. sounds fun, right?
come on over and see for yourself why banning books is the new trend in minecraft servers. who needs imagination when u can just stick to the same old, same old? it’s gonna be a blast! or not. but hey, at least u won’t have to think too hard.

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New Server IP

Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

1.2_02, Beta, betacraft, bringing, Community, Connection, DialUp, Discord, Experience, Gaming, java edition, Join, minecraft beta, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old minecraft, Premium, proxy, Retro, Server, smp, Speeds, update, Whitelist

Server Information
SMP Version	Beta 1.2
Updates	Progressive
Join Us	Experience old Minecraft

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the SMP running on?	It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
Is it Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
How can I join as a premium player?	You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

Join our Discord server for more information

HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Catholic beliefs, Catholic conversion, Catholic doctrine, catholic faith, Catholic sacraments, Catholic teachings, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Church establishment, church history, Convert to Catholicism, gates of hell, Holycraft, Jesus Christ, Keys of the kingdom, kingdom of heaven, Matthew 16, Minecraft, Peter, Roman Catholic Church, Server, Teachings of Jesus, Two thousand years
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.
Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

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New Server IP
RosemiCraft Minecraft Server
long tail tag, Minecraft, no, Rosemi, RosemiCraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a field of exploding sheep!
Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.

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New Server IP
CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub
Apology, college dropout, Communication, CraftyHub, Credit, credit card, Crunchin, Decision making, Elderly, family, financial decisions, forgiveness, gamestop, Hub, husband, joint account, line of credit, Marriage, Mother, PS5, relationship, Trust, unexpected expenses
Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

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New Server IP
EasterBunny.exeNotFound
adult content, adult discovery, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult film, adult humor, adult revelation, adult themed, discovery, easter bunny, EasterBunny.exeNotFound, Existence, explicit version, mature audience, mature content, mature themes, naughty twist, x rated
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover the x-rated version of finding out that the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!

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New Server IP
Bowl2PlateCraft
Bowl, Bowl2PlateCraft, Cooking, culinary arts, Curvature, design, Dining, dishware, Evolution, Food, gradual change, Home decor, kitchenware, Limit, Plate, Progression, serving, Shape, tableware, transformation, TRANSITION
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls turning into plates and plates turning into bowls. it’s a wild ride of culinary chaos and confusion.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.
we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.
our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?

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New Server IP
EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!
age, Agreeableness, Behavior, Development, EgoCraft, Empathy, Generosity, grow, growth, longitudinal study, Mellowing, narcissism, Narcissistic, NARCISSISTS, people, Personality development, personality trait, Psychology, research, self-importance, study, Study participants, Traits
so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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New Server IP

MinedHype: Where griefers have a harder time ruining your day! Join now for Bedrock & Java fun in 1.21!

bedrock, Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Day, Discord, Fun, Grief Protection, Griefers, Harder, home, java, Join, Las Vegas, long term, MinedHype, Nether, no economy plugin, no pay-2-win, No Whitelist, Player Statistics, public server, Random teleport, Ruining, rules, shop district, Shops, smp, Survival, Time, Vanilla

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.2
New Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds (1810 pictures)

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ – Minecraft Server

1. Can I join the server using any Minecraft version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.

2. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist. You can join directly using the server IP.

3. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server is free from any pay-to-win features.

4. Can I create my own shop in the public shopping district?

Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the /tpshop command to teleport there.

5. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can claim your area using the claim system provided on the server. Griefing is only allowed in areas that are not claimed.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Dawntrail Fun

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, crystal, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, Goblin, Golem, In-game Events, Lavender Beds W14 P40, Linkshells, Mario “Retardy” Saltybet, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it!

Our in-game events are crazier than a pig riding a spider! From synchronized chicken dances to intense sheep shearing competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – last week, we had a meetup on top of a giant floating ship where players battled it out in a game of “Capture the Ender Dragon”!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to exclusive Twitch viewer rewards, including a pet llama that farts rainbows and a potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!