Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).
Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).
So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness
