DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7877	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5132	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GooglyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

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If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	8414	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.