DadCraftAlcohol-FreeZone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	124
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	148

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for an escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Join us and leave behind your alcoholic dad drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’ve had to do chest compressions on your dad twice because he knocked himself out from drinking too much. Trust us, there are no alcoholic binges here, just fun and games!

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with verbal abuse, on our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is building epic structures and exploring new lands. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with a drunk dad.

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	1826
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2817	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5503
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6421	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	3156	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	New Chunks Explored:	443532

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	81
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	93	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.