DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	294
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	112
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2988

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Behavior, characteristics, culture, customs, ethnicity, Europe, generalizations, Germans, History, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Psychology, Server, social norms, societal traits, society, Stereotypes, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6610	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	512	Magic Items Found:	3410

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ores Mined:	6097	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1