DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1889
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	9066	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

Crafty, deploy application, deploy efficiently, deploy quickly, deploy seamlessly, deploy smoothly, deploy software, deploy with confidence, deploy with ease, deploy without delay, deploy without downtime, deploy without issues, Deployers, deployment, deployment automation, deployment best practices, Deployment Process, deployment strategy, deployment tools, Minecraft, ready for deployment, ready to deploy, Server, software deployment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.