DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	2249
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3468	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	602587	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4139	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1428	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4072	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	6318	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	75

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?