DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	154	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2964	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	630
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	890179
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6429	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2004
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5380	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	137
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8065	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	47282	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!