Dadcraft: No Kids Allowed! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	518	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where unexpected family reunions happen all the time! Join us for a chance to discover long-lost relatives, just like our player who found out he’s a dad at 37!

Imagine the excitement of meeting your 16-year-old daughter for the first time in Minecraft! Build a virtual bond with your newfound family member and explore the world together. Plus, who wouldn’t want to have a niece who’s suddenly a 10-year-old cousin? It’s a family tree like no other!

But beware of the drama that comes with family gatherings, just like our player’s sister-in-law who can’t handle the sudden family expansion. Will you be the peacekeeper or stir up some virtual trouble? Join our server and find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of family dynamics and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you in the game!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2896	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Potions Brewed:	161

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	3778	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	5341
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	56	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8126	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2035
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	6666	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	275

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4132	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Animals Bred:	118	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	5794	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gods Slained:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!