DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	460

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5809	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6440
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3216
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2203
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	101
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Emeralds Found:	5332	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2942
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	4647
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7043
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

audience engagement, Content Creator, creative content, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, financial support, influencer, interactive content, live broadcast, live performance, Live streaming, madness, Minecraft, MONEY, Online Community, online platform, smp, social media, Support, tiktok, virtual gifts, virtual tips

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	7225
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1207	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!