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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9377 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 931 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
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