DadCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	784812
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3075	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	2158
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	7939
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5493	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	8757	Villages Defended:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Towns Built:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎