Are you tired of dealing with unreasonable landlords and unexpected evictions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your virtual home for ridiculous reasons like a noisy alarm or a disapproving girlfriend. Join us and build your dream house without the fear of being told to “grow up and handle it like an adult.” Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never leave you homeless in the digital world. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!
DadCraft: Homeless Edition
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Brain Chip Cheater Server
yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.
we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!
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Java Survival
Server Name Java Survival SMP Server Description Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel. Server Address mc.javasurvival.com Discord Join us on Discord Server Rules
- No excessively offensive language
- No politics or other controversial topics
- No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
- Do not disturb other players’ property
- Do not build too close to other players
- Be respectful to others and be kind
- No advertising
FAQ
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?
A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.
Q: How often is the server updated?
A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.
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BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyBoyfriendCookFail
Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!
Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!