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HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4736	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	92360	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	211
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	657396
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	4716
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5857	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

Players:	106/400	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2137	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1