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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3378 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.
