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Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Karasique.aternos.me

Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

play.pugminespiratefinds.com

The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

12th century, american history, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, armor, Coins, crafter, Exploration, folklore, Fortifications, Historical Mysteries, History, Legends, Minecraft, native americans, Ohio River Valley, Prince Madoc, royal, Server, transatlantic voyages, Usa, Welsh Indians, Welsh mythology, Welsh Prince

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

acceptance, camaraderie, Community, compassion, encouragement, Fan, Fans, friendship, Inclusivity, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Nice, positivity, Respect, smp, sports fans, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, Unity, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	238
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	4720

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	55840	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Players Killed by Monsters:	6843
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	217287	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9531
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1859	Dragon Eggs Found:	7244
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crops Grown:	3170	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	284

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	4456	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	3755
Ores Mined:	2325	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9400	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7710	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5634
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Animals Bred:	173
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6