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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8598 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 14497 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!