DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	4833	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8244
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6321	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1251

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Crops Grown:	7096

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Crops Grown:	5340
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	130
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Villages Defended:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ores Mined:	7464
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450