DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	377
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5262
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	174
Enchantments Applied:	143	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3217

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	209
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2