DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9334	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1780
Animals Bred:	149	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	2197
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Emeralds Found:	7334
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2654	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4296
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	66
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11