DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

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🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1281	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Items Found:	3249	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	89	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8318	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3349	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3968
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.