Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6909	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	7970	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1416
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Buildings Constructed:	43
Void Armor Forged:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2377	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	5721	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver